Welcome, I am told this homepage is what most visitors will see when they come to the site for the first time.
Sure hope I don’t screw it up. That would be bad. You might not visit again. Oh, and you might not want the kids if they are young, reading this, because I am not writing for young kids. I like young kids, not in a weird or creepy way, I just think they are cool, I was even one once. I’m not going to tell you how to parent (except to say don’t hurt or abuse your kids, life is traumatic enough without that – not to say you are doing that, but if you were thinking about doing that, well, don’t do it).
I’m a swearer. I like to swear, it adds a little flavor that otherwise could leave words bland. Not to say that conventional bland is not good; it’s obviously perfectly fine since people have been doing bland since they came up cuneiform tablets, in fact, I don’t think they could swear on those tablets. It was dots and lines. Maybe some clever, angry, Babylonian clerk got extra stabby with his writing stick but they probably broke his little tablet and crushed it into powder to make other tablets. Hammurabi didn’t play.
Don’t crush my tablet to make other tablets. I hope you find some sort of respite from your day reading my blog (I don’t know how to say that in any way that doesn’t sound off to me because I know you have laundry or something to do but maybe you can read this while you wait for your laundry to run through the cycles). I am simply trying to say I hope you enjoy your time here.